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This was the news on Monday: vaccines linked to autism, is the democrats' bickering ruining their chances, foreclosures have hit an all-time high, and oil has topped $100 a barrel.

This was the news today: vaccines linked to autism, is the democrats' bickering ruining their chances, foreclosures have hit an all-time high, and oil has topped $100 a barrel.

Oh, and are we heading for/already in a recession? That was also brand-new news.

Come on, guys.