Oh, the humanity

Oh Lord. "ET" has hit an all-time low. The low began with Larry Birkhead being declared the father of 'lil Dannilynn. Actually, now that I think about it, that was the high point. The steady decline really started when ET formed it's pact with Satan and Larry to follow the baby's every "first." First teeth, first birthday party and now....the bottom: her first visit to, and I (more or less) quote, "the grave of the mother who she will never know."

Really? I can hardly wait to see what's next. Maybe in year two, they can reenact how exactly it was that her mother died. This, of course, will be because they will be helping her either: a.) cope; b.) learn more about "the mother she will never know"; or c.) it's sweeps week for NBC.

My parents had a baby book of my firsts. I wonder what Dannilynn will think when she's in her twenties, and looks back on the freaky video diary her father created for her. If ET's still around, they better be ready to cough up some cash for therapy.